Jesus saves!
He passes to Moses!
He Shoots!
HE SCORES!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by That Chet Guy:
Well, they do keep mentioning that Jesus saves... so now we know what they do with all the money he saved! [img]wink.gif[/img]![]()
do you remember the chapter when Jesus slipped on his way back from Galilee and bumped his head causing amnesia?
He couldn't remember for the life of him where he was going, was captured by pirates and sold into slave labor where in order to survive he became the first ninja and also invented the electric guitar which he used to smite down the pirates after he hunted them down, but banished it to the Negative Zone for 2,000 years because it was too powerful.
It took the sweet, sweet loving of Mary Magdalene to jog his memory during that 3-way that also inculded Simon Peter
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